I just printed over 50 pieces of paper from the internet for my boss on “Tips For Staying Green”
It’s weird that women have biological clocks AND hourglass figures… and they’re STILL late for everything.
If you’re in the NYC area, come out this Wednesday to see the new show, The Nines; hosted by yours truly and my cohost, Kaytlin Bailey. 7 comics. No cover. No drink minimum.
I usually take the Enye to Queens.
For every picture of her I post, I take about 85. #outtakes
how ponies get rewarded at the end of the day for a job well done… :( (at Green meadows farm)
Seriously. Look at the balls on this sheep!!! (at Green meadows farm)
And the winner for Best Hair While Next To A Donkey goes to… (at Green meadows farm)
Japanese Chicken? That’s a thing? Really? (at Green meadows farm)